I was always a loser.

Seri­ously, I was. I got picked on at school for every pos­si­ble reason: Mamas boy, nerd, totally out of style, ugly, etc. etc. The usual stuff, I know, but it hurt all the same. High school wasn’t any better. I never had a girl­friend. Hell, I barely had friends, and they weren’t exactly the socialites of the cen­tury either. Like minds stick together and all that I guess.