Tomor­row is my moms birth­day! I do hope she likes my gifts, oth­er­wise i will be sad at the loss of funding.

In other news, the new Apple Note­book Air is pretty much as close as a laptop can get to sex with­out actu­ally fel­lat­ing you. I’m not even a Mac fan, and I want one.

I drink a lot of water, but my doctor assures me that I’m not dia­betic. What the hell do I do with it all?